Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008: Evening Edition

Apparently a couple of guys are supposed to be talking on TV tonight. I don't see what's so special.


Stocks Plunge on Economic Gloom

Many wonder what happened, since the market went up 11% on Monday. The answer from the brokers, "We bought them for the lulz."


Bernanke Says Bailout Will Need Time to Work

After seeing Paulson splashed across television and print media over the last couple of days, many wonder who this guy is.


Nancy Reagan Fractures Her Pelvis

Many wonder, didn't this happen already?


Cheney Treated for Irregular Heartbeat

Many wonder, he has a heart?


Russian Lawyer's Illness Is Investigated

The human rights lawyer bringing trial against those charged with the shady killing of thorn-in-side journalist Anna Politkovskaya found mercury pellets in her car. After asking for a delay in the trial for treatment, the Russian judge denied it. Many wonder, why are we surprised?


Infant Deaths Drop in US, But Rate is Still High

Many wonder, does that mean we've moved up to 2nd world health-care now?


John Paul was Wounded in 1982 Stabbing, Aide Reveals

Many wonder how bad JPII's luck seriously must have been in Fatima, Portugal.


Palin Vows to win "Economic War" In US

Many wonder if she will "bring back our investments with honor and victory."


Executions in Saudi Arabia Quadruple, Amnesty Says

Many wonder, hey, it's an effective method for controlling voter fraud.


Drunken Man Tries to Hijack a Turkish Plane

Apparently this is not the first time. Or second, or third... Many wonder, why bother.


Man Making Kebabs Next to Corpse

Many wonder, why didn't he solve the problem by making kebabs from the corpse?


Rabbit Invasion Shuts Mandela Museum

Many wonder...WTF?

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